Mr Speaker (aka Charlie), the Right Honourable Member for Catford [a collective mumble of yay, yay, yay] whom I have pledged never to have anything to do with [oooooooh!] insists on commenting on my posts [shocked 'yes, yes'] and has even called me.....[house erupts in a noisy shouting maelstrom] let me finish...let me finish....yes, he has called me a TROLL!
Mr Speaker, I call upon the Honourable Member to withdraw that statement.....no let me finish....give way sir....give way.....
[Sound of Charlie banging his gavel thingy] ORDER! ORDER!