A Canadian friend was singing in an Australian pub on Monday, and got into conversation with an American lady. It went something like this, he told me.
- Hi, where are you from?
- Las Vegas.
- And how long have you been in Korea?
- I just got here yesterday.
- So what do you do?
- I’m a drummer.
- Hey, that’s good. Some buddies of mine have this band, and the guy who was playing drums just got deported, so they’re looking for a new one now.
- Er, I play the drums for Celine Dion.
The Quebecoise diva was in town for a gig last night. I'm afraid I can’t report on that – the tickets were too expensive.

