You are an English novelist who lives in Tokyo, where you order every book that has ever been written about footballer and manager Brian Clough (six) or any player who was managed by him (another six), and then you sit down and write an autobiographical novel as if you were Brian Clough, focussing on your days at Derby County and Leeds United.
It may not sound like the best recipe for a book, but the result is one of the best I've ever read about sport, a surprise best selling 'sleeper' that has far outsold most of the over-hyped pseudo-autobiographies of England's World Cup squad.
There have been rumours of a film to be based on this, to be directed by Stephen Frears from a script by David Morgan, the same team that brought us the Queen, with Helen Mirren, and before that, the Deal. But I can't see how they can turn it into a film. Although there is some dialogue in it, so much is written from the point of view of the interior 'voice' of Cloughie, and that's notoriously difficult to reproduce on film. No, it's a book, a very good book, and that's how it will remain.
