"Tha'll never stop fookin' in Bradford!!" ...is a choice phrase that has stuck with me from eons ago, said to a Magistrate as the soldier was dragged away from the court for playing pokeyholey in a public place. "Liquid velvet" was another as he was doing the deed.
Might of been from Spike Milligan's War memoirs or maybe it was a song like "Pump up the Bitter" by "Stars on 45"
All of this cultural diversity reminds me of:
Cup Of Brown Joy - Professor Elemental
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA
and
Fighting Trousers by the same chap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk