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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:20 pm
by Chris P
Stockhausen
didn't stockpile lederhosen :
"they'd be too chilly for us
on Sirius"

Will this do?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:06 pm
by Gordon Neill
Karlheinz Stockhausen
Never encouraged carousing
Musical talent, he didn’t lack it
But all his stuff was a racket

Or....

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:17 pm
by Gordon Neill
Karlheinz Stockhausen had a fart
And everyone thought it was art
They thought that he had genius genes
But really he just ate too many beans

Re: Or....

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:04 pm
by Dominic
Gordon Neill wrote:Karlheinz Stockhausen had a fart
And everyone thought it was art
They thought that he had genius genes
But really he just ate too many beans

Karl Heinz 57 varieties?

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:35 pm
by Gordon Neill
Tinariwen
Have every right to grin
They’re not to blame
If it all sounds the same


Loudon Wainwright the Third
Thought it absurd
To see Rufus excel
And Martha beat him as well


Robert Plant
Has a maiden aunt
She would look snazzier
If she wore a brassiere

Shreik III

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:41 am
by CantSleepClownsWillGetMe
Alison Krauss
Got bored round the house
So she turned her hand
To Raising Sand

The hunt went well
Success she could smell
'cept for one fatal flaw
She drew the short straw

Alison Krauss
Tried not to grouse
She had taken a gamble
And wished for Glen Campbell

She had hoped for a singer
Who wasn't a minger
And could sing a descant
Unlike Robert Plant

:)

Shriek III, part 2

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:10 am
by Gordon Neill
A decent descant
You can or you can’t
Robert Plant did his best
While wearing a string vest

Alison Krauss
Started to grouse
She wanted to sound better
But Robert upset her

She fell off her chair
And said ‘that’s not fair.
I could fall in love
But not with a shove’.

‘Next time I’ll try
To get the right guy
I’ll travel to Paris
And sing with Rolf Harris’.

The love life of a tyre-fortune heiress

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:42 am
by Gordon Neill
Carla Bruni
Makes men go swoony
They try to get her in bed
But she counts their money instead

PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:49 am
by Con Murphy
Carla Bruni
Motivated by money,
power, status and social bragging
Well, it can't be the looks - look who she's....dating

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:25 pm
by Des
If you gave a few tweaks
To Ethiopiques
It would sound in the main
A bit like Coltrane

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:39 pm
by NormanD
Merry Xmas Des Bowring
Now you're back we'll be flowering.
That other board's boring
I saw you there snoring.....

Des in 4 lines

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:30 am
by CantSleepClownsWillGetMe
Des In Summary:-

Des is quite friendly
He likes playing his djembe
Has a fondness for ducks
And thinks that Jazz sucks

:)

80% Blues

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:01 pm
by Gordon Neill
Robert Johnson was fretting
He found it so upsetting
They speeded up his song
So it didn’t last so long

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:33 pm
by Gordon Neill
Sugar Pie Desanto
Can’t sing bel canto
She tried it in an opera hall
But she was too small.


Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu
Says he sings in Yolngu
Although some just grumble
That all he does is mumble

Mum's the word

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:35 pm
by Gordon Neill
Son of Dave (but not Dozy, Beaky, Mick or Tich)
Has hit on a way to be rich
He charges for a band of twelve
But does all the noises himself