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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:20 pm
by Dominic
howard male wrote:I do love Tom Ze
Why's that? You say
And isn't it pronounced 'Zee'?
Don't ask me!


Tom Zé:
Short for Antônio José
Santana Martins, so it isn't 'Zee',
See?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:35 pm
by Con Murphy
Dominic wrote:
howard male wrote:I do love Tom Ze
Why's that? You say
And isn't it pronounced 'Zee'?
Don't ask me!


Tom Zé:
Short for Antônio José
Santana Martins, so it isn't 'Zee',
See?


Tom Zé
With an accent you say?
It's plain therefore for all to see
There's a surname rhyme with webmaster Nagré, Zee

Re: Lines of the death of stuntman Evel Knievel

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:01 pm
by Con Murphy
Evil Knieval
Always in freefall
Now he’s jumped up to heaven
Sans stunt bike – nowt new there, then

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:35 am
by CantSleepClownsWillGetMe
Words of Comfort

Gordon Brown
There's no need to feel down
Your Admin sucked
But that doesn't necessarily mean you're f****d

Gordon Brown
Oh please don't frown
Your party's in trouble
But don't let that burst your bubble

tall story

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:29 pm
by Gordon Neill
Mariza
Likes pizza
But she’s too thin
To do a sideways grin

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:34 pm
by Gordon Neill
Sa Dingding
Likes to singsing
She’d hum to Buddha
If she coulda

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:55 pm
by Dominic
Hallelujah Chicken Run Band
Were once best in the land
Their CD Take One
Is nothing but fun

Image

Re: tall story

PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:58 pm
by NormanD
Gordon Neill wrote:Mariza
Likes pizza..
Would it please her
To call her Mariza...?

(Could we have an adjudication on this one, please?)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:33 am
by Rob Hall
But:

Gordon the Scot
Probably talks like we do not
Who's to say?
And does it matter anyway?

3 for the price of 1

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:19 am
by Gordon Neill
Lines on my uncertainty about how to pronounce 'pizza'.

As I was eating a tomato sandwich
I was trying to learn the English language
It would be easier if I lived down South
But it's hard to travel with a foot in mouth

I was a flaming fool
And broke a rhyming rule
Because I am a Scot
I went and did wot I not

I like to act the fool
By breaking every standard rule
But I fear I did appal
By showing it’s no act at all

Rhymes with Pisa?

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:28 am
by Con Murphy
normand wrote:
Gordon Neill wrote:Mariza
Likes pizza..
Would it please her
To call her Mariza...?

(Could we have an adjudication on this one, please?)


Issa*
Is closer to Mariza
But I'm sure "Mareeza"
Would likely not displease her

* I think, I stand to be corrected.

Stop digging when you're in a hole

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:46 am
by Gordon Neill
Is a
pizza
toast
at most?

From bad to verse

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:51 am
by Gordon Neill
Marizza went to Pisa
On holiday to please her
They thought her voice had power
And now they have a second tower

PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:53 am
by Con Murphy
Gordon Neill
Was brought to heel
By the pedants' denunciation
Of his dubious pronunciation

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:13 pm
by Ted
Karlheinz Stockhausen...
(can anyone finish this?)