- Max is a dog with a problem
the sort of problem it's a job to ignore
the first time they all thought it was funny
but not anymore
Picture the scene -
this home-loving hound
is sleeping by the fire
with the family round
he wakes up and makes a little sound
little Albert gets it first
he's nearest to the ground
Albert's mum gets a whiff of it
and she says open the door
and whatever we've been feeding him
I don't think we should give him no more
Max does another one
that smells like old kippers
wakes up daddy in his fireside slippers
daddy wakes up and says open the door
Albert says it's open dad
I did it when Max did it before
Then mum says it's hard to relax with Max about
yesterday it happened when we were out in the car
(and it's a small car)
and granny she was sick
she's not used to it like we are
maybe we should swap him for a budgerigar
Max is smelly
He can spoil your telly
But luckily he's not an elephant