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Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:48 am
by AndyM

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:10 pm
by Adam Blake
Played it last year with Cornershop. Crap catering.

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:26 pm
by AndyM
I thought you were a devotee of the wheatgrass & carob smoothie.

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:48 pm
by Adam Blake
That wasn't on the 'performers menu'...

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:59 pm
by MartinOwen

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:45 pm
by Chris P
MartinOwen wrote:Oh dear.... http://www.festivalnumber6.com/


positively down to earth & hairy-arsed compared to this one?
http://www.wildernessfestival.com/

"with toast & bathing under the sky"

+ use of luxury yurt for a mere £ 1,200 "price does not include festival tickets":
http://jkcyf.yznup.servertrust.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=BC-Lux-Yurt-2

Please let the revolution come soon, I can't take this much longer...

Re: Britain's first 100% twat-friendly festival

PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:31 pm
by Janet M
I'm still sniggering at
“It will be a hybrid of Waitrose and The Wicker Man."