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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:45 pm
by Gordon Moore
My apologies to any News. I was referring to forumites who were neophytes.

Hope that helps!







(haaaa space haaaa)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:54 am
by NormanD
"Newish" rhymes with "Jewish"? That's supposed to be funny?!? As a joke, that's a real nebbish. A better one is that "yock" rhymes with "shmock".

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:32 pm
by Des
By the way do neophyte forumites grow down from the ceiling or up from the floor? I can never remember.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:27 pm
by Gordon Moore
Sorry Norman, I was trying to deflect attention from Des's attempt at a joke, but I should have either kept my mouth shut, or perhaps better made a proper point about it.

Des, sorry mate, but the joke didn't quite come out right.

OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone

PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:33 am
by wowlike
OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone
OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air