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Sun Arise, or a Sign of the Times

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:43 am
by alister prince
The unusually (to date) mild winter has fooled many a daffodil, or garden bird into thinking it's spring already. I hear that Murdoch and Jerry Hall have announced their engagement in today's Times. The crafty old Fox obviously thinks it's spring too. The Sky will be their limit.
Aly

Re: Sun Arise, or a Sign of the Times

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:16 am
by NormanD
Gotcha!

Re: Sun Arise, or a Sign of the Times

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:06 pm
by alister prince
Don't forget to turn out the lights before you leave!
Aly

Re: Sun Arise, or a Sign of the Times

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:26 pm
by Rob Hall
Shamelessly stole from elsewhere:

Jerry's main problem will be stifling her giggles at the "Until death do us part" bit.

I shouldn't be cynical though, she clearly loves him, I mean she's just bought him a very expensive BASE Jumping Experience as a wedding gift.

Re: Sun Arise, or a Sign of the Times

PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:04 pm
by Jamie Renton
Sylvie Krin's going to be spoilt for choice in the next issue of Private Eye. Should she go for Never Too Old ("Streuth," yelled the Octogenarian Aussie billionaire, as he idly played with his billabong, "I've only gone and married the most bonzer looking Sheila around") or "Heir of Sorrows ("Master Ant and Master Dec are here to see you sire," purred Sir Alan Fitztightly)