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Wit

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:50 pm
by David Flower
time for a few nuggets from Dorothy Parker I reckon

A journalist friend just sent me this one which I hadn't heard. She's explaining why she'd missed a deadline;
"I'm sorry but i was too fucking busy. And vice versa"

Re: Wit

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:10 pm
by Adam Blake
When asked in a word game to make up a sentence including the word "horticulture", Dorothy replied: "You can take a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

She wore embalming fluid as perfume. Go figure.

Re: Wit

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:43 pm
by Rob Hall
Gas smells awful/and nooses give/
Guns aren't lawful/you might as well live