I am not Des

[Des]

'My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else'.

[Tom McPhillips]

'My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else'.

Yeah, but I bet that "someone else" is breathing a sigh of relief!


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[Spartacus]

'My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else'.

So, you're not that Des, ohhh I see (hehe)

[Alannah]

I can see where you're coming from Jonathan - but tenalady is actually my pet name...

if you want to know the origin, then please allow me to explain



warning - if any of you are easily offended, then please look away now




I once - and it happened ONLY once - laughed so much at something my husband said (can't remember what exactly, probably just as well) that well, I think you can guess the rest...

it haunted me for a while, but now it's a term of endearment

I do apologise if it offends people - it's just I have become rather attached to her

perhaps I ought to put tenalady to sleep, but quite honestly I can't be bothered to go through that whole registration business again, so unless someone comes up with a quick and easy (I'm blonde - see I'm becoming less and less inhibited on this board) solution, I'm afraid you're stuck with me and my vulgar ways

[Gordon Neill]

The artist still known as tenalady said:

perhaps I ought to put tenalady to sleep, but quite honestly I can't be bothered to go through that whole registration business again, so unless someone comes up with a quick and easy... solution

I've not tried it, but I think that if you're logged in you can simply click on the 'profile' tab at top of page and amend your name. If you want to. No pressure. In fact, how about you change your name to 'Gordon Neill' and I'll change mine to 'tenalady'? That would cause a bit of mayhem.

PS I still don't understand the 'tenalady' explanation. I looked away when I read it, so as to not be offended. It worked. I wasn't offended. But I'm still none the wiser. Gotta go... mum says I've to turn the light off and go to sleep now...

[Alannah]

night night Gordon

sleep tight

and don't let the bogies bite

and if they do

Squeeze them tight!

don't have nightmares

have you said your prayers?

brushed your toothy pegs?

[Gordon Neill]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Alannah]

you're a * (star)

it worked!

[Gordon Neill]

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I think that must be the most apalling thing ever said on this Forum. Honestly!

[Alannah]

get yourself back up those stairs and into bed young man!

No, you can't have any more cocoa

Bed - now!!!

Well, just one story....

[Gordon Neill]

Shhh. Could you keep your voice down? Or mum will hear you.