Best incontinence songs

[Des]

I Can't Keep it In
Yellow River
Up where Wee Belongs
Eight Days a Leak


Sorry.

[AndyM]

Wee's Only Just Begun

Orinoco Flow

I Can Pee Clearly Now

Pad Romance

sorry also

[Chris P]

some continence songs too:

"In the wee small hours"
"You keep me hanging on"

[Jonathan E.]

Try Pee A River

Not sorry.

[gary booth]

My 85 year old Mum suggests:
Piss Factory - Patti Smith

[Hugh Weldon]

Since (alas!) we're descending to this level, here's a fine example of juvenile toilet humour you may enjoy, which I rediscovered recently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7cgIZE59JE

"Now everybody loves the Drifters...

[kevin]

Keep on Running.

[Jamie Renton]

Too Pooped to Pop

[Dominic]

Anything by Wet Wet Wet

[Dayna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoP9AsrRF_Y

There's this one which was on an album I had.

[Dominic]

I'm not sure of the exact job title but for a while my sister was Continence Advisor for Western Australia.

And this thread is 2 or 3 weeks late - Continence Awareness Week was September 20-26.

No, I'm not taking the piss...

[CantSleepClownsWillGetMe]

Help Me Make It Through The Night
Tap Turns On The Water
Hold Tight
Under My Thumb
Pishing Well

[Des]

Accidents Will Happen.

[Con Murphy]

Piddler on the Hoof.

[Dayna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ2yXWi0ppw

Let's Pee In The Corner(That's Me In The Corner) -REM

I remember putting this on somewhere else before about how the lyrics were misheard.